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Joke of the Day

"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"

"You hear about the blind guy on Wheel of Fortune? He asked if he could buy an I."

"The iPhone 7 ad has a catchy song... Hit the road Jack"

"Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people"

"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."

"My grandfather is such a grammar Nazi that he made every Jew in the camp practice writing every day."

"What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!"

"Sex is not the answer... Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer"

"Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages"

"You hear lots of jokes about white sugar, but you hardly ever hear them about brown sugar, demerara."