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Joke of the Day

"At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?"

"Did you hear about the Polak who won a Gold medal in the Olympics? He was so proud he took it home and had it bronzed."

"While never officially canonized by a Pope, Saint Patrick is widely recognized as the patron saint of Slytherin."

"Superman ruins a lot of button down shirts."

"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""

"Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks ""You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"""

"How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake? They're attractive!"

"Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo."

"Told my wife that Hooters is an owl rescue sanctuary where I'm doing important volunteer work."

"What would you find on a German fire truck? Ladder-hosen"