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Joke of the Day

"Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said ""Hello."" The other one thought ""I wonder what he meant by that."""

"What do you call a constipated optimist? A half ass full kind-a guy!"

"What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans."

"I'll agree to almost anything if you set a cupcake in front of me. I won't be listening. Because...cupcake."

"Txt my wife to ask if the gardener came & how 5yo's 1st day of school was. She txt back ""He's naked on the couch"". I'm afraid to ask who.."

"Why are camels referred to as ""the ships of the desert"" ? They are full of Iranian seman"

"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"

"What do you do with a Jew who has ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp"

"There are two secrets in life The first is ""Never tell anyone everything you know"""

"Some people just have a way with words, and other people ... oh ... not have way."