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Joke of the Day
"What can you find between the toes of the African elephant? Slow Africans."
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"took a girl to starbucks because i forgot her name"
"I saw a TV for sale for only 1 because the volume button was stuck Did I buy it? Of course I did! Well, I couldn't turn it down Could I?"
"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."
"I almost got busted for shoplifting candy today... But I got out of it. I've got a couple of twix up my sleeve."
"Two clowns are eating a cannibal... One turns to the other and says ""Bob, I think we are telling this joke wrong..."""
"A man walks into a bar... Just kidding, he is actually sitting at home."
"why was X afraid of Y? because 2Y-14/3X=0"
"The EU referendum I liken the EU referendum to being in a pitch black room with two men in a mandatory rape scenario with both of them telling you theirs is the smallest."