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Joke of the Day

"A Gnome Joke What do you call a gnome who's highly fashionable and likes to produce regular, metrical beats? A Metrognome"

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: *whack* ""Dang!"" A bad skydiver goes: ""Dang!"" *whack*"

"Fun Fact: It is annoying that some people think facts are fun."

"Im going to make a joke about Polish people They're shiny"

"I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots."

"What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom? A handicrapped zone."

"If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... Then hipsters would buy the soundtrack."

"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"

"It takes a car 30 years to become vintage. It takes a phone 30 days."