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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year? Patty O'Furniture"
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"I hear cancer is hard to beat No one got past stage 4."
"Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found"
"Who's the biggest prostitute in history Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5."
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after a while the priest turns to the rabbi and whispers: ""I'd like to screw that boy"", the rabbi then replies: ""Out of what?"""
"What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat."
"What's do pot and pusssy have in common? You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room."
"The music played on HGTV shows can be described as ""Got drunk and wrote a dance song on a synthesizer."""
"I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas? Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc."