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Joke of the Day
"News flash: Vandals destroy street signs They pulled out all the stops"
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"[flicks cigarette out window] submarine captain: you fool!"
"A man sued an airline for misplacing his luggage. He unfortunately lost his case."
"I wish 'twitter' was an irregular verb so we could conjugate it thusly: twitter, twat, twitten huehue"
"What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning? mana-pause"
"I would make an economics joke But there's no demand"
"Just noticed that the use by date on my crumpets was April 1st I was sure that someone was playing a joke on me."
"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."
"Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!"
"How do astronauts make a party? They planet."