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Joke of the Day
"Why did the nun call the Womens helpline? because she was touched by Jesus."
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"New neighbor: Hi. It's nice to meet you. Me: It's nice to meet you too. This is my daughter, 9 Neighbor: What's your Twitter @ Me: DAMMIT"
"What is an adulterers favorite snack? Cheetos."
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"I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad. It's only relatively insulting."
"So Isaac Newton sits under a coconut tree..."
"My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are."
"Rabbits... Rabbits bang like there's no fucking tomorrow."