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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits."

"Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!"

"A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society"

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a wall Art What do you call arms and legs on a wall Pieces of art"

"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."

"Yeah, I believe..... Yeah, I believe Indians should be given land. I believe in animal rights."

"What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine? Jewshi"

"What is the car that everyone sleeps in? The Ford Siesta Many thanks to /u/ekhappychap for that one."

"Did you hear about the man who tried to freeze himself at 0 Kelvin? He's 0K now"

"*white girls at restaurant* *orders 5 course meal* *posts pictures of food onto Instagram* ""Check! We're done here"" *leaves without eating*"