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Joke of the Day

"When i was younger i never thought i'd have a beard ....But eventually it started to grow on me."

"What do you call gay paraplegics? Fruits and vegetables!"

"Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer"

"Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter."

"How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street."

"Deer Run Too Fast"

"EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M YELLING, BUT MY VIC 20 DOESN'T HAVE LOWER CASE!"

"""Y'know, she was actually pretty convincing."" - Me walking out of a movie where Meryl Streep plays a Chinese UFC fighter"

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird."

"After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score."