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Joke of the Day
"Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter."
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"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be an actor"" Now I'm the only one laughing"
"What do you call a sweaty British Millionaire? All-quid."
"what do you call a girl in Georgia that can outrun her brothers? A Virgin."
"Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis"
"I used to be scared of pretty girls, So my Mom explained that was silly, because they're much more scared of me."
"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."
"I'm trying to read on the train but it's hard because people keep applauding & screaming ""You are the train's smartest boy!"" at me"
"I was let down in life by two people My mum, my dad and my maths teacher"
"DM: I'm 10 inches. Wanna chat? Me: omg guys, a fetus just messaged me!!"