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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird."

"How do tectonic plates have fun? They meet up and crack each other up."

"Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween? Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door."

"Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the 2nd one would have ducked..."

"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"

"Why are fat people always possessed by the devil? They never exorcise."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B-shells."

"My lesbian neighbor got me a Rolex this year for my birthday... I think she misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""

"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"

"Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to me."