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Joke of the Day
"EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M YELLING, BUT MY VIC 20 DOESN'T HAVE LOWER CASE!"
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"The DNC Yup"
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"I ordered a little salad before my meal and my body started to twitch. I told my waiter, but I forgot I ordered the seizure salad."
"What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination."
"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."
"Texting while driving: Bad. Wrestling a shark while driving: STILL LEGAL! WOOHOOO!!!"
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