211119
Joke of the Day
"How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street."
Next Joke
"Donald Trump is a presidential candidate I can relate to Both of us have fantasies with Trump's daughter"
"What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes? Vans of der Waals"
"One advantage of being a woman is no one can surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"Why I dislike German sausages. They are the wurst."
"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."
"What do you call people who use the pull out method? Parents"
"I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks. Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary."