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Joke of the Day

"Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer"

"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."

"What do you get when you cross... an insomniac, a dyslectic, and an agnostic... A: someone whos stays up at night wondering if there's dog"

"I don't tell god how big my problems are, I tell my problems how big my god is."

"I'm so glad those gulls found love and happiness together. After all, one good tern deserves another."

"What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards? In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade."

"What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles? A menstrual bicycle."

"I was admitted to hospital suffering a severe case of sexual frustration but after 48 hours I discharged myself."

"Why were all the ships sinking Because the japanese just learned to fly and were looking for a fun target"

"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."