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Joke of the Day
"Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX? It's his tenth alt account."
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"I feel like this election ended up being a good thing for Hilary Clinton. At least now she knows what it feels like to get fucked by the president."
"What do you call a serial killing cannibal who catches on fire easily? Flammable Lector."
"Let's all take a moment to honor National Punctuation Day because life would be: very, confusing! Without it?"
"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant (Told to me by one of the kids at work)"
"Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn? A corn has ears."
"Did you hear about the priestess who accidentally healed the evil darklord? Talk about a clerical error!"
"Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican. Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker."
"being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)"
"What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi :D"