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Joke of the Day
"What do Africans eat for lunch? Ebola soup"
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"What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!"
"Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian... They're calling it the Lickalotopuss."
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"You know why I hate rape jokes? You have to listen to them whether you want to or not"
"What is long and hard on a black man? Third grade."
"The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool"
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