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Joke of the Day
"You know why I hate rape jokes? You have to listen to them whether you want to or not"
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"What's worse than watching Star Wars?"
"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"
"I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?"
"""Dad, how did you fall in love with mom?"" ""Well, son, long story short I saw her picture on Instagram and it was love at first...filter."""
"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"
"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."
"If you watch Jeopardy backwards... ... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions."
"""I got expelled"" How? ""I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard"" Ok that's dumb but- ""So my prof told me to go back up there..."" Oh no ""and rub 1 out"""
"A man goes to a psychiatrist... ...and he's holding a duck by the belly. The psychiatrist asks, ""Can I help you?"" The guy responds, ""Idunno. I've just been feeling down."""