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Joke of the Day

"Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian... They're calling it the Lickalotopuss."

"I slappa da bass man... ... then he and the drummer beat the shit out of me :("

"I used to be indecisive. But now I'm not so sure."

"Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher."

"How do you save a pirate's life? C P Arrr!"

"What's the odd one out? What's the difference between your meat, you wife, an egg and a blowjob? You can beat your meat, your wife and an egg, but you can't beat a blowjob!"

"How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!"

"what do you call a hooker with a runny nose? full."

"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"

"Are you involved in ISIS? Because I'm falling head over heels for you."