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Joke of the Day

"Paleontologists have just discovered a new species of dinosaur that was predominately lesbian... They're calling it the Lickalotopuss."

"Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone."

"What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space? He Park in son's space"

"A girl asked me if I had AIDS... I said: ""Uh, I don't think you can get that from a goat."""

"I could never become a vetanarian. That job takes balls!"

"A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks ""Is the bartender here?"""

"Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm? So that they can say they liked it before it was cool."

"Me: .... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: have the shrooms kicked-in yet? Me: .."

"""Get Well Soon"" is a lovely thing to write on a card for someone whose home is without a water supply."

"What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick."