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Joke of the Day

"Where does Kylie buy her kebabs? From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)"

"What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear? Oakley Dokelys"

"Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!"

"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."

"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"

"The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow... I called her up and asked, ''Did you get my drift?''"

"A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting... Who says they can't integrate into American culture?"

"""Do you masturbate?"" Friend:""Do you Jack off? Me:""Yes, I do"". Friend:""How many guys a day?"""

"Lifeguard: SHARK! GET OUT OF THE WATER Me: [Remembers 150 people are killed by falling coconuts every year & only 5 from shark attacks] ..No"

"Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on."