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Joke of the Day
"How has Donald Trump managed to bankrupt so many casinos? He hits on anything twelve or higher."
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"A man attempting to piss in public is apprehended by a police officer... The officer asks him, ""Sir, do you realize this is against the law?"" The man replies, ""No, sir, it's against the wall."""
"[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see."
"What many don't know, ""Riverdance"" was invented while waiting in line at the ladies toilet."
"Every woman should have four pets... A mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed...and a Jackass to pay for all of it"
"A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion."
"ey girl would you like to unzip my pants http://imgur.com/QCGvrG7"
"Dating Tips 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs."
"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."
"I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas."