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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a retard and a woman? The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special."

"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""

"For this Valentines day, I'll be inundated. Oops. I mean I'll be in, undated."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip."

"What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending con descending."

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club"

"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout."