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Joke of the Day

"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club"

"How do you know if you're making out with a french horn player? They keep trying to put their hand up your butt."

"4/20 = National Weed Day 4/21 = National Drug Testing Day 4/22 = National Unemployment Day"

"you know what people said about paul daniels funeral..... you know what people said about paul daniels funeral ""i liked it but not a lot"""

"Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"how does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder."

"How does a mathematician solve constipation? Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber."

"What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!"

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."

"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer! What do you call a blind deer without legs? Still no eye deer!"