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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip."
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"If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome.."
"The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops"
"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""
"I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene."
"What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon"
"When god gives you AIDS... Make Lemon AIDS!!!"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 11 seconds."
"I like my women like Hawaii... Warm, wet, and Asian."
"Terminator doesn't google himself he uses Altavista baby."