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Joke of the Day

"What did the Elk say after leaving a gay bar? I cannot believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"

"What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house? Nothing, Michael liked boys."

"What do you call money that grows on trees? Marijuana"

"How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!"

"I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me."

"My wife and I decided not to have kids The kids are taking it pretty hard"

"Me: I've been constipated for 2 months. Friend: No shit?"

"It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays... ... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off."

"What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery? ""at least his death wasn't in vein"""

"I forgot where I threw my boomerang. Oh wait.. It's coming back to me now."