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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps."
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"What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge? Hard Rock."
"Anti-jokes: here are three of my favorite ones. Uno, eins, ichi"
"Help! Has anybody seen a little boy with a corndog? Stranger: He's over there! Oh thank God! [steals little boy's corndog and runs away]"
"My wife has been missing for a week now. Police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."
"What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base."
"I'm not saying you're fat, but you should consider having CPR instructions tattooed on your chest."
"Where does sans live? Sans francisco"
"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."
"Maybe Offensive to jews. You have been warned.(NSFW?) Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? One doesnt scream in the oven."