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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar"

"My girlfriend just passed away. She was Dutch and always wore inflatable shoes. I'm miserable now that she has popped her clogs."

"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing!"

"I don't care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!"

"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."

"It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten."

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead."

"A programmer was found dead in the shower this morning ... Next to him was found a shampoo bottle marked 'Lather, Rinse, Repeat'."

"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"

"Yo momma so fat, that when god said ""let there be light"" she had to move over. In light of the recent yo momma jokes on this sub."