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Joke of the Day
"It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten."
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"My wife's safe word: ""Not tonight"""
"Life has never given me lemons It has given me anger issues, anxiety, stress, a love for alcohol, and a serious dislike for stupid people"
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"Wife, I am truly truly upset... I must take this out on your vagina."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"
"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."
"How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!"