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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead."
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"When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about..."
"My son told me all females have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to Walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."
"Would you like some headphones? The air hostess said to me, 'Of course I would! Oh and how did you know my name was Phones?'"
"the sequel to ""Up"" should be called ""Up 2: No Good"" who do I tell this to"
"Whenever someone says ""I don't have a horse in that race"" I respond with ""You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."""
"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."
"What did one sausage say to the other? You are the wurst."
"My boyfriend is watching Glee voluntarily and tapping his foot and smiling. That makes me a lesbian now, right?"
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