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Joke of the Day
"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"
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"What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?"
"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."
"I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg"
"The guys who measure out the granite so it fits nicely in your kitchen were prob mad when they found out the term counterfeiters was taken"
"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"
"A guy goes the video store... - Excuse me, could I rent Batman Forever? - Sorry but you'll have to bring it back tomorrow. :("
"This world is full of folks who refuse to use condoms, but won't do nothin' without a case protectin' their cell phone. Merica."
"If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites, then politics must mean..."