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Joke of the Day

"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits..."

"My grandpa was always disappointed in me.... When I was five my grandpa was always disappointed in me. He would tell me ""when I was your age I was six."""

"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."

"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you."

"""The holocaust didn't happen, Buzz Aldrin did 9/11 & I wear my mom's panties."" - guy who doesn't know how to play 2 Truths & a Lie"

"Adding Up by Juan & Juan"

"What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving? Purolator."

"Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't? The dime had more cents."