180082
Joke of the Day
"I dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!"
Next Joke
"Yesterday I heard there was a robbery at a bakery, I've heard of stupid crimes... But this one really takes the cake."
"There is this guy that hates taking a poop. But shit happens."
"You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse."
"I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song."
"Why do some fish always look high? Because of all the seaweed."
"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""
"I saw the most unnecessary roundabout the other day... ...it was literally pointless"
"What killed Phil Hughes? Ebola."
"How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who gives a cluck? (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible?)"