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Joke of the Day
"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."
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"Deja Poo The overwhelming feeling of ""I think I have heard this bullshit before."""
"Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back."
"I like my women like I like my shirts With a deep V"
"Happy April's fools! ... No really, what did you expect?"
"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."
"My tattoos aren't braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them. Unless you're hot, then you get the secret taste option."
"What is the worst kind of vegetable to run a country? A penis shaped potato. Its a dick-tater."
"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."
"Guys what shall we call thing that impedes movement? GUY NAMED BARRY: ""How about a barry?"" GUY NAMED BARRY BARRY: ""How about a barrier?"""