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Joke of the Day

"This world is full of folks who refuse to use condoms, but won't do nothin' without a case protectin' their cell phone. Merica."

"My statistics professor told me I was average... ... I told her ""that's Mean""."

"[Joke Request] An actress, a lesbian, and a blonde walk into a bar... Request for a a joke with that beginning. Any help is appreciated! Please and thank you! :)"

"The French Navy Q: Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old French navy."

"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"

"Princess Peach: Something's different. You seem taller. Luigi wearing Mario's red overalls: No, nothing is different. It'sa me, Mario."

"I like when a restaurant has cloth napkins, 'cause then I can unroll them with the calculated fervor of an assassin surveying his tools."

"Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot."

"I do not have bad attitude... I have a low tolerance for bullsh1t."

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Around Ten-ish."