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Joke of the Day

"What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!"

"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything We called him 9/12"

"what do you call a deer without eyes? no eyedeer.."

"If I ever get a llama, I'm totally naming it Dalai."

"Why is the sport of cricket called cricket? A: **Because it's boring.** *Was told this by a 10 year old, and didn't quite get it at first, but I think it's rather genius.*"

"I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions But I couldn't decide on one."

"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."

"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? The frog goes ""Ribbit ribbit"" and the horny toad goes ""rub it rub it."""

"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"

"It's hot as balls today. And by ""balls"" I mean ""testicles""."