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Joke of the Day

"It's hot as balls today. And by ""balls"" I mean ""testicles""."

"what do you call a cat in a blender? Meow Mix"

"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 30 pounds. OK Ladies - if you didn't like that - what's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes."

"What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with tits? One's a crusty bus station; the other is a busty crustacean."

"This is overexaggerated. 1/x"

"Q: Why did the easter egg hide? A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside."

"I tried being polite by holding the door open for a lady She kept yelling, ""I'm peeing in here!"" What a bitch."

"I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over."