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Joke of the Day

"It's hot as balls today. And by ""balls"" I mean ""testicles""."

"It's impossible to have an *ok* time on a trampoline. It's either the most fun you've ever had or you go to the hospital."

"I got a text! I hope it's from....... OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME ALONE"

"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."

"Yess ocifer b-b-but in dog beers I've only had two."

"When I was born I was so surprised ... I didn't talk for a year and a half."

"Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps"

"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"

"If you steal a Tesla... Does it become an Edison?"

"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."