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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a deer without eyes? no eyedeer.."
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"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"
"If you want to prevent pregnancy use two condoms and... Fill chille powder in between. If outer one breaks she will know if inner one breaks you will know.."
"""Whose line is it anyway?"" -generous cocaine party guests"
"How to turn black woman into spider? Kill her husband."
"So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant."
"I like to read the Constitution for the articles."
"I would make a joke here... ...but Amy Schumer doesn't need any more material."
"I used to have Osama Bin Laden as a contact. I removed him because he was blowing up my phone. Oh god this that was so shitty."
"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?"