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Joke of the Day

"A truck load of Viagra was stolen yesterday Police don't know who did it, but they're on the lookout for hardened criminals."

"Blind dates are the best because they can't see me stealing all of the food from their plate"

"So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane... but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra."

"Did you hear about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? Neither did I."

"Me: You have to be nice or Santa won't deliver any toys this year. 5: Me: 5: My brother lets me play with his."

"[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)"

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."

"I wanna die by getting stuck my lightning Shocking, I know."

"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."

"How do Russians watch online movies? Nyetflix!"