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Joke of the Day

"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"

"My sister is moaning and screaming because she's sick. Good thing that her boyfriend is there to comfort her."

"Since I'm wearing a white top, I'm going to go ahead and eat this meatball hoagie while I drive."

"I pushed the happy button... ...I just made it depressed."

"When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager."

"I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me."

"How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his."

"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder."

"I have some great kitchen puns. They're really pantastic."

"Why are some people so afraid of second dipping when they probably put their mouths on someone's genital before?"