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Joke of the Day

"I miss newspapers. It's weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad"

"What's the Only Planet That Gives a Crap? Uranus."

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"

"""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings"

"Making NSA work hard today: just left vm for Senator saying, ""drop-off done"" & then made a hair appointment at a salon in Lahore, Pakistan."

"FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA."

"TIL The New Jersey Devils have never changed their logo or uniform design/colours. No new New Jersey jersey."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre"

"Every 15 minutes, a woman gets run over. She's starting to get pissed."

"Look , it's either maybe, or maybe not. There's no middle ground."