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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre"
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"What's black and white and red all over? A slaughtered penguin."
"Women have closets full of I have nothing to wear.'"
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"A major financial scam kingpin walks into a bar... Then he greases the palms of all lawyers & ensures he gets away without a big penalty."