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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre"

"/r/news hears about Turkey [removed]"

"Found the cause of the Fort McMurray fires.. My mix tape just dropped"

"A handsome and well dressed old man walks into a bar... ... approaches a good looking elderly lady, and says: ""Do I come here often?"""

"[Date] Her: Any hobbies? Me: Monging mostly. Her: Huh? Me: I'm a monger Her: Huh? Me: Iron, fish, war... You name it -- I'll monger it"

"I see said the blind man... ...as he picked up his hammer and saw."

"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"

"What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !"

"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."

"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? I thought 12, but the basements still dark."