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Joke of the Day

"Making NSA work hard today: just left vm for Senator saying, ""drop-off done"" & then made a hair appointment at a salon in Lahore, Pakistan."

"You've got to hand it to short people They usually can't reach it anyway."

"Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ? that's perfect !"

"Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car? Because he got tired."

"Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch? It's made from scratch ^*NB ^OP ^is ^heckle-proof*"

"Is this subreddit a vacuum? Because it sure does suck."

"I really hate campfires... Just Kindling."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one of your friends your ex is going to sleep with next"

"Every cab driver I've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland."

"I can't believe they're still together after all that crap... ""Who?"" Your butt cheeks."