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Joke of the Day

"I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction recently But I'm staying positive because I know it's not going to make life any harder"

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"Why do American's take letters out of words? Because they're lazy, and they hate U."

"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."

"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."

"Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian"

"I Went To Purchase Some Camoflauge Clothes The Other Day But I just couldn't see myself in them."

"The phrase ""Tricky Dick"" refers to both former President Richard Nixon and penis puppeteer Rich Handey. Be specific in your usage."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender looks at him and says, ""Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""In Africa, they're everywhere!"""

"Did you guys hear about the catastrophic genetic flower breeding program that tried to cross an aster and a daisy? It was a dais-aster."