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Joke of the Day

"I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction recently But I'm staying positive because I know it's not going to make life any harder"

"The neighbors yard smells like weed. I'm glad those seeds I threw over the fence are starting to grow."

"How does Avis feel to be #2? It Hertz"

"Is your refrigerator running?? Because I might vote for it."

"A man walks up to a girl smoking in a bar. He ask if she knows of sudden infant death syndrome. She replies 'wut'... He says 'cause smoking kills, baby'"

"I wanted to have sex with Uma Thurman until I saw her toes in Kill Bill."

"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"

"My dad has the heart of a lion And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo."

"Did you know humans are born with four kidneys? Two of them grow into adult knees."

"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"