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Joke of the Day
"FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA."
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"Which bees produce milk? ...The boo-bees!"
"Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs? Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth."
"How do you open a banana safe? With a monkey. ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^my ^^^^way ^^^^out."
"On this occasion of Chinese New Year I would like to ask all my Chinese friends. Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?"
"A three legged dog walks into a bar... Goes up to the bartender and says ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."""
"Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really? what did she say? Son: Baa!"
"If Barnes and Noble started selling paint, what colors would they sell?.. 50 Shades of Grey"
"Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu"
"So I've always wanted to try the homosexual thing... ... but I get claustrophobic in tight spaces."