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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast"

"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"

"So apparently yesterday was middle child day... Nobody noticed"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor ? ... It went down the lane and turned into a field."

"I gave my 1yo a chocolate covered raisin. He chewed, paused, then gave me a look that told me he will never trust another human being again."

"What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk? Scanthesku"

"How about a really bad food court where planes land? Pitch for every airport"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was debrie everywhere!"

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of ""Polish Remover""."

"25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... It means 75% are running around untreated."