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Joke of the Day
"when no one is looking, squirrels use donuts as hula hoops"
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"My girlfriend wanted to have sex in the back seat of my car And she wanted me to drive."
"NSFW - Two dildos are in a drawer... One of them sighs. So the other asks, ""Soft day at work?"""
"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."
"I asked an atheist ""How do you view homosexuality?"" He replied ""Mostly on pornhub"""
"Im sat here looking at my glass half empty..... Everyone is telling me that I should look at my glass half full, but i just want to know, WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY DRINK"
"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."
"Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'"
"What's the difference between getting the girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car? How pissed your wife gets when you explain the coat hanger."
"So I've had the runs for almost 4 days now... I told my dad and he looked me dead in the eyes and said. ""Son, it will pass""."