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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the magic tractor ? ... It went down the lane and turned into a field."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"For gods sake! You'd think it would be safe not locking a car in a church carpark on a Sunday, apparently NOT. Anyway I got 8 iPhones."

"Ex is bringing my kids back home. Time to strategically place the panties I bought from Victoria's secret around the house"

"I had a terrible nightmare last night that I ate a muffler. Today, I'm so exhausted."

"It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat."

"Despite my rock and roll lifestyle, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die via punctured gums from a tortilla chip."

"I couldn't get past first base with the native girl she had her reservations"

"They say a woman does better research than the FBI... Good thing a man can hide secrets better than the CIA."

"I don't know who decided that high heels were just for women but...GOOD CALL."