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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was debrie everywhere!"
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"How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream."
"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""
"How not to be funny. /r/funny"
"How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome? You pull down its genes!"
"RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air"
"sometimes to end a text convo thats going on too long u gotta break out the big guns and say you're going to bed. at 2:30 in the afternoon."
"If Clinton wins presidency, who will be First Lady? Monica Lewinsky"
"I want to do an essay on chronology and hand it in late... ... so the professor can say ""it's about time!"""
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear? Camembert!"