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"What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas"
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"[parole hearing] ""What will u do if released?"" ""Kill everyone on the jury."" ""What?"" ""Buy everyone jewellery."" ""Aw. Granted."""
"accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy"
"How to raise a kid? I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions?"
"README.TXT Thank you for reading me. (I actually came across this once...)"
"Decided to start ranking my favorite minority groups: so far Lithuanians have a lot of catching up to do."
"Your honor, may I approach the bench? ""You may."" *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*"
"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("
"Did you hear about the nutty professor? He pursued a career in *m*acadamia!"
"On a scale of 3 to orange, How octupus is your jam sandwitch?"