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Joke of the Day
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"what do you get? What do you get if you mix up an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. I'm not supposed to be at this slumber party."
"Two guys walk into a bar... ...tender. Wait, what the hell?!"
"I like my women like I like my fields..... fertile and full of my seed"
"Alcoholics don't run in my family... They stumble everywhere."
"I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life."
"Why can't you trust girls? ...because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die."
"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."
"I've heard reincarnation is making a comeback."