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Joke of the Day
"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("
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"I decided to stop buying CDs and MP3s and start buying only vintage records. And that's vinyl."
"OOPS BANANA Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers."
"Me: What did she say about me? Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that? Too many questions? Really? Me? ...What else?"
"hey tomorrow you could be hit in the head by a block of cheese so frickin live ur life today before you have to wear ice on ur head tomorrow"
"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis"
"What do you call a clan for chickens? Coo clucks clan"
"What do sound engineers say when they leave? Audios"
"Couldn't get into the library the other day... ... it was fully booked."
"I told the waitress my coffee tasted like mud... ""It should. It was fresh ground this morning"""